My Name is Panchito

My name is Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez
My mother Maria was born in Bahia
The daughter of grandpa Morales
His name was Jose and later one day
He met my grandma you see
Her name was Sofia and she had Maria
Maria then later had me
My great aunt Michelle had a sister Raquel
Whose maiden name used to be Alice
She was growing up, too, in Lima, Peru
and married Roberto Gonzalez
Well, he had Raquel, they had Miguel
Who grew up in Ecuador, see
Then he moved to Bahia and married Maria
And he and Maria had me
Ay, yi, yi, yi
He's Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Gonzalez
Why, why, oh, why
You have a first name, they're really too long
I'll try to explain so follow along
My father and mother, they married each other
The best man was cousin Romero
The minister came and went by the name
of Father Francisco Quintero
Well, it turns out my mother, her favorite brother
was called Junipero, you see
So my father and mother, the priest and the brother
are names that were given to me
That's why he's Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez
Descended from family in Mexico,
Chile, Brazil and a couple in Dallas
And when I go out and people all shout,
"Who can that possibly be?"
Why Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez the third!