Dinosaurs

There used to be dinosaurs
There used to be dinosaurs walking around the earth
Bigass brontasaurus eating trees and small animals
Bigass brontasaurus

Bend down, eat a goat
Bend down, drink a lake
Bend down, I don't know
I don't know
What do I know about dinosaurs
Get real

Would I have more to say if I didn't have a phone?
Would my life look like eggplant toupee Aunt Jemimah stuffing mix?
Would Cary Granite and Mr. Slate be a part of my rock and roll fantasy?
Would the Pillsbury Doughboy step on glass and giggle?
I wanna know!

Would the dogs be barking in barbershop quartets
While Mama stands on the porch crying,
"Come home now son, it's the apocalypse, come on home?"
Would it be the end
Would it really be the end
Or would it start all over again?

Time to learn the mongoose dance
Time to talk to people and hear what they say
Time for clear thought
Opposum pudding pie pops
A vast assortment of new products for the home and office

And will there be chandelier burgers?
And will there be pretzels and hot dogs for everyon,
And glow in the dark pork
And beans avec arroz y con pollo?

Will the sky turn white in the middle of the night?
And when will I be loved?
Is this my beginning or is this the end?
Are the dinosaurs exploding
Are they rising out of the earth
To replace Dan Rather and Charlemagne?

I wanna know
About the dinosaurs
I don't know about the dinosaurs
I wanna know about the dinosaurs
Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs