Avenger (Rock Version)

Ever think to yourself about an option?
A different way to be?
Lets round up the no good doodz and put 'em on an island, in the middle of the sea.

I thought of a plan two years ago.
It seemed to solve any single problem, that is, i think i ought to know.
It involes a heavy piece of machinery,
That has the responsibility of lifting an entire country.

#1 i pick up that butt-face from the Deadguy show (who beat me up for no reason).
#2 comes the entire canadian border patrol (who stole money from me)

Sometimes it's hard to believe that they're bretheren of you and me.
I got an excellent idea, build an island where we put the rest of the world,
Or maybe just you and me.

Here's how it works. i use the crane to pick up isreal,
And softly place it in wyoming, where it thrives real well.
Single-handedly i solved the middle east,
And on the way i got a nobel prize, for peace.

#1 i pick up that guy from the Deadguy show .
#2 i scoop up the entire canadian border patrol

Sometimes it's hard to believe that they're bretheren of you and me.
I got an excellent idea, build an island where we dump the rest of the world,
Or maybe just you and me.