The Pills Are Kicking In

You didn't mean it
You were just tryin' to have some fun
I took the blond
You took the cross-eyed one

I remember thinkin' you would
Ruin both our nights
Goin' on and on and on
About your ex-wife

But she's just not the type
Who likes to lead you on
Things were going so well
For so long, what went wrong?

She told me to push harder
I tried not to hold it back
She said the pills are kickin' in
I got no bottom half

She put my hands around her neck
I squeezed, she started to shake
She said, "It's moving up my arms
And I can't feel my face"

You didn't mean it, you were caught up in the mood
You only acted like she asked you to
And I remember thinkin' somethin' wasn't right
We're goin' on and on and on about her past life

But you had found a girl
Who liked to take control
Things were goin' so well
For so long, what went wrong?

She told me to push harder
I tried not to hold it back
She said the pills are kickin' in
I got no bottom half

She put my hands around her neck
I squeezed, she started to shake
She said, "It's moving up my arms
And I can't feel my face"

She looked good eventually
I hate the way she stared at me
I thought for once I had picked the good one
When all is said and done
I had picked the live one

Someone's at the front door

I received a phone call
From my wife from this address
And without her medication
The girl's a fuckin' mess

She escaped a week ago
I left the cage unlocked
I found the keys inside my car
It's parked illegally up the block

She told me to push harder
I tried not to hold it back
She said the pills are kickin' in
I got no bottom half

She put my hands around her neck
I squeezed, she started to shake
She said, "It's moving up my arms
And I can't feel my face"