Army of Squirrels

I was walking through the park
Just the other day
I had just got back from Speed-Zone
I was feeling quite okay

I grabbed my pack of Winstons
And then went for my light
It fumbled from my fingers
I looked down and saw a sight

"Excuse me, kind young sir"
Said a voice from down below
I believe this is yours
Oh, pardon me, hello
"I am a talking squirrel," he said
And I thought that I would choke

And this little squirrel bitch had the gall
To go and ask me for a smoke

I am a simple squirrel
This tree, here is my home
Me and my 19 companions are addicted
To what you would call smokes

As the head of this clan here
I'm asking you for a deal
Just give us a pack a day
And we will be your
Army of Squirrels

Us Squirrels need more than nuts every day
Alone they lack a fill
We need a smoke a day
In order to keep us chill
My clan will follow my words
Got ground forces in the trees
Got Aqua Squirrels and Flying Squirrels
Lead us to victory

Don't just stand there
You are now the Squirrel Master
Other creatures of the forest will run
To avoid disaster

Don't just stand there
Like you're in some other world
Send us on a mission
'Cause now we're your
Army of Squirrels

The Army of Squirrels will do whatever I say
So, I'm telling you all of my enemies
You better get up out of my way
I think it's time to attack
Deploy, deploy, deploy, yeah

So now me and my squirrels
We go from town to village
And everywhere it is well-known
That we rape, and we pillage
So if one day, you happen to run
Into these friendly little squirrels
Don't just brush them off
'Cause you might take over the world

Yeah, they're cute little squirrels
And their fur will keep them warm
Just give them some cigarettes, man
They won't do you any harm
This is the way to get all the Fly Honeys
And all the girls

Just get yourself one of these
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