Live Toy Circus (feat. Chameleon)

I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
With a chameleon who crossed on a tightrope
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
With a chameleon who swung on the trapeze
We all love chameleons who come in the mail
But this one was not living when it finally arrived
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
With a chameleon who already died

Dead chameleons are not so exciting
They don't do tricks and are not that inviting
Your parents may love this charming, clean pet
But not if a dead one is all that you get

I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
With plastic giraffes that don't walk on the tightrope
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
Though I think that clowns are the creepiest creatures
We all love chameleons who come in the mail
With leashes and halters so they can be tamed cruelly
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
With a chameleon who already died

Come one, come all, step right up,
and see the deadest chameleon in the world