Get Well Soon

You're laid up in your bed
Got a wicked banging head
Nose is running like a tap
And you're feeling mighty crap

Look on the bright side

It could be worse, cos your arm it could fall off
It could be worse, soil your panties when you cough
It could be worse, as your eyes they may explode
It could be worse, you could give birth to a toad

You taken a sick day
Cos you're in an iffy way
You're struggling with the flu
And you're feeling really poo

But just remember

It could be worse, you could wake up with no head
It could be worse, you could be peeing molten lead
It could be worse, you could turn into a goat
It could be worse, a tree could grow out of your throat

It could be worse, you could grow an extra thumb
It could be worse, bricks could fall out of your bum
It could be worse, your body could turn bright red
It could be worse, let's face it you could be dead

Get well soon



Credits
Writer(s): Alan E. O'day, Janis R. Liebhart
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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