Hands Off Myself (Parody of Hands to Myself)
Can't keep my hands off myself
No matter how hard I'm trying to
I want you to stop this spell
I'm probably gonna get a bruise
Oh come on, hitting my face?
This what it's like to be friends with you?
Please make this stop cuz this aches
I'm not adorable black and blue
Ohh...
Cause all of my gall bladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem punctured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
All of my gallbladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem ruptured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands off myself
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands off myself
Please stop I pray that you would
My feeble face bout to bust a vein
Thank you, oh no not my goods
My thingy it is not a punching bag
Ohh...
Cause all of my gall bladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem punctured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
All of my gallbladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem ruptured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands of myself
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands of myself
Please stop I pray that you would
It was my mom, no no one else
Can't keep my hands off myself
It was my mom, no no one else
oh, just give her a call
give her a call
give her a call, ooh
Just read the log on my cell
(I mean I could but why would I want to?)
Hands off myself
Can't keep my hands off myself
Hands off myself
Please stop I pray that you would
It was my mom, no no one else
Can't keep my hands off myself
It was my mom, no no one else
Can't keep my hands off myself
No matter how hard I'm trying to
I want you to stop this spell
I'm probably gonna get a bruise
Oh come on, hitting my face?
This what it's like to be friends with you?
Please make this stop cuz this aches
I'm not adorable black and blue
Ohh...
Cause all of my gall bladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem punctured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
All of my gallbladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem ruptured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands off myself
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands off myself
Please stop I pray that you would
My feeble face bout to bust a vein
Thank you, oh no not my goods
My thingy it is not a punching bag
Ohh...
Cause all of my gall bladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem punctured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
All of my gallbladders ruptured
These aching lungs they seem ruptured
Am I dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands of myself
Can't keep my hands off myself
hands of myself
Please stop I pray that you would
It was my mom, no no one else
Can't keep my hands off myself
It was my mom, no no one else
oh, just give her a call
give her a call
give her a call, ooh
Just read the log on my cell
(I mean I could but why would I want to?)
Hands off myself
Can't keep my hands off myself
Hands off myself
Please stop I pray that you would
It was my mom, no no one else
Can't keep my hands off myself
It was my mom, no no one else
Can't keep my hands off myself
Credits
Writer(s): Julia Michaels, Selena Marie Gomez, Justin Tranter, Martin Max, Mattias Per Larsson, Robin Lennart Fredriksson
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