Diaperman

Diaperman with his diaper on
Hovers over the front lawn
Diaperman flies high and straight
In his mustard-colored cape
Diaperman surveys the scene
His diaper is always clean
Diaperman patrols the skies
Pooing on all the bad guys

Down below in the grass
A Nincompoop drops some trash then
Flees the scene in tennis shoes
Diaperman's in hot pursuit
Nincompoop ducks and hides
Diaperman flies on by
Nincompoop is safe at last
In his hideout by the railroad tracks

Diaperman doubles back
Setting up his sneak attack
Nincompoop looks both ways
Creeps out from his secret cave
Diaperman loop-d-loops
Swoops down on the Nincompoop
Diaperman gives him a hug
Don't be such a litterbug

When you look at the Nincompoop
You wouldn't know he knows kung fu
The two of them join forces
Faster than two racehorses
Now Diaperman is superdupe
With his sidekick Nincompoop
With a bird's eye view they protect the land
Nincompoop and Diaperman

Diaperman and Nincompoop
And Diaperman and Nincompoop and Diaperman

Diaperman does it again another happy end
Diaperman does it again turning foe into friend
Diaperman does it again another happy ending



Credits
Writer(s): Keith Monta Apgar
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