Bank

Laugh all the way to the bank
Excuse me Miss
Can I have this orange [Incomprehensible], great

I'm changing the station but every song is the same
They dress up, wear make up, I guess it's part of the game
I tried it, I like it, it's you that I want to thank
Talk shit and crack jokes, I laugh all the way to the bank

You could laugh, you could talk behind my back
Tell your friends that the whole album is whack
Sit at home, you a lot cooler than me
Change the channel, see my ass on the MTV

While you ride the bus on your way to work
Got your girl on the couch till her feeling get hurt
It makes you crazy that I blew this spot
And everyday I get paid to talk about pot

And I don't really care, will you wash my hair
Is this your underwear?

I'm changing the station but every song is the same
They dress up, wear make up, I guess it's part of the game
I tried it, I like it, it's you that I want to thank
Talk shit and crack jokes, I laugh all the way to the bank
Laugh all the way to the bank

Dear God, thank You for letting me get this job
I just called this bud dealer named Bob
And he's on his way with haze, we getting ready to blaze
Woke up at 12 o'clock, phoned into work, and got a raise

Remember all those days, I wasted at the firm
Not I get paid to stay high, talk shit and do the worm
It men are from Mars, and women are from Venus
Then why are all these hot chicks staring at my penis?
Thanks for all this cash, I got that bomb hash
Tonight my house, big bash

I'm changing the station but every song is the same
They dress up, wear make up, I guess it's part of the game
I tried it, I like it, it's you that I want to thank
Talk shit and crack jokes, I laugh all the way to the bank
Laugh all the way to the bank

Let me tell ya, life is oh, so sweet
When you get to meet all these gorgeous girls
All this beggin' me please, down upon their knees
It happens all over the world

Yeah, sugar, you know how it is
I gotta be in Paris on Wednesday
Rome by the weekend, then I'll be back in Prague
I promise, I'll call you as soon as I get back, okay?
No, I'm not lyin'

I'm changing the station but every song is the same
They dress up, wear make up, I guess it's part of the game
I tried it, I like it, it's you that I want to thank
Talk shit and crack jokes, I laugh all the way to the bank
Laugh all the way to the bank
Laugh all the way to the bank

I'm changing the station but every song is the same
They dress up, wear make up, I guess it's part of the game
I tried it, I like it, it's you that I want to thank
Talk shit and crack jokes, I laugh all the way to the bank
Laugh all the way to the bank