To an Old Friend

I sent a message
To an old friend
I didn't think about too much
Before I pressed send
And then my phone went

This message
Is in violation
Of the standards of the
Central authority
This message
Is in violation
Of the standards set
By the central authority

That was weird

So I tried to send my message again
I got the same reply
Just then over in the corner my
TV set, by itself
Came alive
And my TV set went

This message
Is in violation
Of the standards of the
Central authority
This message
Is in violation
Of the standards set
By the central authority

Never did that before

So I tried to call my friend
But I could not connect
I gave up, and in the end
I went to bed
Yes I did
'Bout fifteen minutes later
There comes this
Knockin' on my door
I got up wondering
What the hell are they rousting me for
And then the man said

Your message
Is in violation
Of the standards of the
Central authority
Your message
Is in violation
Of the standards set
By the
Central authority
And now you're coming with me
To answer some questions
From the central authority

The interrogation went kinda like this
I told 'em nothing
Cause I need my connection
Instead, I sent 'em all off in the wrong, wrong direction
And I recommend in the future
Be careful what you're texting
Don't want no more of that

No message
That's in violation
Of the standards of the
Central authority
No message
That's in violation
Of the standards set
By the
Central authority

No message
The central authority
No message
It said
B-bo-dee-o-doe
B-bo-dee-o-doe

B-bo-dee-o-doe
B-bo-dee-o-doe

B-bo-dee-o-doe
B-b-b-bo-dee-o-doe
Shakalaka