Turn Signals Are Still Cool - Feat. Sega Lugosi

When you're in a lane
And you suddenly deviate
You make me feel ashamed
For my own Wisconsin license plate

I can't read your mind
I'm not in the Psychic Friends Network
So you must signal your directional intentions
Or watch me go berserk (on you)

In the lanes (you must signal)
On the off-ramp (you still must signal)
You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving skill
'Cause turn signals are not optional

The lines on the road are clearly marked
But you're drifting like a raft
How did you ever get a valid driver's license?
Was it blackmail, bribery or witchcraft?

In the lanes (you must signal)
On the off-map (you still must signal)
You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving skills
'Cause turn signals are not optional

If the lead guy at the light
Gets his left signal on too late
Make sure you get that blinker on
Before you circumnavigate

This is the type thing
That shouldn't be so hard
I don't think it's that hard
Is it really that hard?