Glamazonian Airways, Pt. 2

If you wanna stay safe, you gotta do what mama says
In the event of a water landing there's only one thing you better do
And let's have no misunderstanding
None of us is gonna wait for you
You better use this packet as a floatation device, or else you drown

This is only a test
He used to take me into the cockpit
He'd blindfold me and say unspeakable things
(Fa zee ga lah nah)
And I loved it, I loved it
Oh-oh, I loved it

Don't kiss the pilot
Or he'll fly you away, in a moment you'll never forget
Nothing you felt is, like his manly embrace
As he guides you to his cockpit

There are so many things you can do to earn your wings
But never, never, ever kiss the pilot
'Cause that pilot is that pilot man, is a mine

You bitch
Oh
Why I oughta
You
Augh

And now the main cabin of Glamazonian Airways is proud
To present the vocal stylings of Miss Anita Napkin

Hi everybody
I'm here to tell you to put up your... tray tables
We dubba doo, dubba doo, dubba doo, dubba doo, twee, doo-doo
Put up your tray, put up your tray tables
Put up your, put up your, put up your, put up your tray, please

Put it up now
Put up yours
Wasn't she just great, ladies and gentlemen?
I had no idea you were so into scat

Ooh, girl

Well, must I tell you not to fart?
I 'aint your drag mom
We'll call the TSA if you drop a booty bomb
The windows never open, there's no way to ventilate
But we got RuPaul perfume and we sell it by the case

RuPaul's Glamazon perfume
Available at colourevolution.com
Glamazonian Airways, Glamazonian Airways
We are the queens of the sky
Come on bitches, show them how to

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