Imaginary Girlfriend

I'd like to quickly introduce the band
This is Preston Spurlock on bass
This is Herb Scher on piano
And this is Doug on bongos and other hand percussion

I get lonely, don't we all?
I get lonely, don't we all? (We all)
I get lonely, don't we all?

So I invented an imaginary girlfriend (Imaginary girlfriend)
So I invented an imaginary girlfriend (Imaginary girlfriend)
Who will answer every time I call

But I learned that she's been telling lies (Been telling lies)
And she goes out with other guys (Out with other guys)
And then came the biggest surprise

She goes to movies with Preston
And she grabs coffee with Doug and with Herb (That's not all, baby)
Yeah, here's the part where I was most disturbed

My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend
(Almost every night)
My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend
My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend
The end