Turn Out Right Waltz

Sha-- ahem--
Shaving cream
(That sounds like a pretty good song)
It is a pretty good song

Turn out right
Turn out right
You don't know what the future's like
But I know it'll turn out right

Your mother's a whore
She sleeps on the floor
You would love
To kick her out the door
But she's got your money
And she won't give you more
She's locked it away
Down by the Earth's core
Where she's guarding it with watchful eyes

How can this turn out right?

Turn out right
Turn out right
You don't know what the future's like
But I know it'll turn out right

Your father's a chimp
Used to be Mom's pimp
He just sits around
And scratches his nuts
Surrounded by mountains
Of cigarette butts
He calls you incompetent
He calls you a klutz
And avoids the sun because it's too bright

How can this turn out right?

Turn out right
Turn out right
You don't know what the future's like
But I know it'll turn out right

Accordion!

Your girlfriend's a mess
She cause you great stress
You would like to get under her dress
But she's not ready yet
To press the flesh
It's not that
She loves you any less
She just didn't drink enough tonight

How can this turn out right?

Turn out right
Turn out right
You're full of woe
And you're full of spite
You think you might go
And take your life tonight
'Cause you don't know
What your future will be like
And you don't think it'll turn out right

Well, you could be right

You could be right