The Flim Flam Cider Song

Well, look what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
(Ooh, I want to right, gonna be)

Well, you've got opportunity in this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies, nonpareil
Nonpa... what?

Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you'll see
Nopony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking (I doubt that)

So, take this opportunity in this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies, nonpareil

I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
I say "Our mode of locomotion"
And I suppose by now you're wondering
Where is this promised cider?
Any horse can make a claim and anypony can do the same
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world
And that's opportunity

Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
The unbelievable, unimpeachable
Indispensable, I can't believable
Flim Flam brothers' super speedy cider squeezy 6000
What'd ya say, sister?

Oh, we got opportunity in this very community
Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam
With your Flim Flam brothers' super speedy cider squeezy 6000

Young filly, I would be ever so honored
If you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious
And might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Uh, sure. I guess
Opportunity in our community
Ready, Flim? Ready, Flam? Let's bing bang zam
And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider

(Cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider)
Watch closely, my friends, the fun begins
Now, here's where the magic happens
Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine
Those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade A
Top-notch, five-star, blow your horseshoes off, one-of-a-kind cider
Feel free to take a sneak peek (cider)

Now wait, you fellers, hold it
You went and over-sold it
I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care

Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear
I say "I'm glad you brought that up"
You'll see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
Yes sir, yes ma'am, this great machine, let's just the very best
So what'd ya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern world and put the super speedy cider squeezy 6000 to the test?

(Cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider)
What'd ya think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't?
I see it clear as day. I know she does, so does he
C'mon Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about

We're saying "You've got opportunity in this very community"
He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies, nonpareil
Yeah