I Love My Lips

I-L-O-V-E-M-Y-L-I-P-S If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south
That'd be too bad, I be so sad
If my lips said "Adios, i don't like you and i think you're gross"
That'd be too bad, i might get mad I-L-O-V-E-M-Y-L-I-P-S If my lips went "toodaloo," left a mess and took my tooth
That'd be too bad, i'd call my dad
That'd be too bad i'd be so sad
I might get mad and call my dad
Because i love my lips I love my lips (I-L-O-V-E-M-Y-L-I-P-S) (Ah, hang on guys, hello?)
(Yeah caleb, hey it's Dad, i heard you were trying to get a movie, is something wrong with your lips?)
(Dad, my lips are fine, I'm in the studio right now just workin' on this song, just a second, dad)
on the day i got my tooth, i had to kiss my great aunt Ruth
She had a beard, and it felt wierd Because i love my lips I love my lips (I-L-O-V-E-M-Y-L-I-P-S) (Hey, caleb, i just stopped by. You know, speaking of lips, did i ever tell you my story?)
Two days after i turned eight, i got my lips stuck in a gate, my friends all laughed
Yeah, my friends all laughed
(And i just stood there until the fire department came
And broke the lock with a crowbar
And i had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab
With this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee
Right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other
'till the fifth, because both our lips were so swollen--)
(Dad, Dad, i've heard this story like, a million times)
(sorry)
I really love my lips I really, really love my lips
Because i love my lips
I love my lips (I-L-O-V-E-M-Y-L-I-P-S) (Ba-ba-pa-ba-pa-ba-ba etc.)
Left my mouth and headed south
And i got my lips stuck in a gate
She had a beard and it felt wierd Because i love my lips I love my lips (I-L-O-V-E-M-Y-L-I-P-S)