Eddie's First Wife
Eddie's first wife was a vision
The bride on the wedding cake
Thought he was the luckiest man alive
That was his first mistake
He'd found him the perfect woman
That's what he thought he had
Found him a girl just like the girl
Who married dear old dad
Where have you gone Betty Crocker?
Come back Brigitte Bardot
Eddie was in for a shocker
How was he supposed to know
About the secret life
Of Eddie's first wife
Eddie came home one evening
She met him at the door with a drink
Said i got something to tell you baby
But you better sit down i think
She said I found me somebody
Someone who rocks my world
I'm in love and i don't care who knows it
And she's a good old fashioned girl
Where have you gone Betty Crocker?
Come back Brigitte Bardot
Eddie was in for a shocker
How was he supposed to know
About the secret life
Of Eddie's first wife
She might look like the Venus de Milo
She might be the marryin' kind
But you can't judge a book by the cover
You got to read between the lines
Where have you gone Betty Crocker?
Come back Brigitte Bardot
Eddie was in for a shocker
How was he supposed to know
About the secret life
Of Eddie's first wife
The bride on the wedding cake
Thought he was the luckiest man alive
That was his first mistake
He'd found him the perfect woman
That's what he thought he had
Found him a girl just like the girl
Who married dear old dad
Where have you gone Betty Crocker?
Come back Brigitte Bardot
Eddie was in for a shocker
How was he supposed to know
About the secret life
Of Eddie's first wife
Eddie came home one evening
She met him at the door with a drink
Said i got something to tell you baby
But you better sit down i think
She said I found me somebody
Someone who rocks my world
I'm in love and i don't care who knows it
And she's a good old fashioned girl
Where have you gone Betty Crocker?
Come back Brigitte Bardot
Eddie was in for a shocker
How was he supposed to know
About the secret life
Of Eddie's first wife
She might look like the Venus de Milo
She might be the marryin' kind
But you can't judge a book by the cover
You got to read between the lines
Where have you gone Betty Crocker?
Come back Brigitte Bardot
Eddie was in for a shocker
How was he supposed to know
About the secret life
Of Eddie's first wife
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Writer(s): Gretchen Peters
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