Kinko the Clown

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown (Kinko, Kinko)
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown (Kinko, Kinko)
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown (Kinko, Kinko)
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown (Kinko, Kinko)

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
Lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes

Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown (hi, Kinko!)
And I really love you boys and girls
Really, really (aww)
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
Handing out stale Tootsie Rolls to you rug rats
So if anyone wants to come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs
He'd really, really like it (okay, Kinko)
Really, really

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown (Kinko, Kinko)
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown (Kinko, Kinko)
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown (Kinko, Kinko)
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown (Kinko, Kinko)

We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
We play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap, there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares

Gee, I haven't had this much fun since Christmas
When I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap
(Mommy, mommy! Kinko hurt me!)
But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on, his eyes were full of tears
Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!" (Oh, no)

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown (Kinko, Kinko)
The parents wanna beat me up and run me outta town! (Kinko, Kinko)
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown (Kinko, Kinko)
Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town! (Kinko, Kinko)
(Okay, shut eyes, get in that car!)

Bye boys and girls, bye (bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century)
Kinko really love you boys and girls
Really, really



Credits
Writer(s): William Frenzer
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