Virtual Life

Time to check my social media-ia-ia
To see who loves me online (#blessedlife)
Time to post a pic with an inspirational quote
That's deep and will get likes

No Wi-Fi!
(Oh, no, I'll die)
Where's my phone?
(It gives me life)

Eating Ramen here in my pajamas
Eating Ramen here in my pajamas
Eating Ramen here in my pajamas
Logging on to see all of my followers
Instagram my Java on a saucer

There's my mama ranting 'bout Obama
In all caps, improper use of commas
To be honest, I feel for the Amish
They can't Vine or Tweet or Facebook comment

Every day, we get on the internet
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
And talk through our screens to everyone
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)

When words fail, we speak
Through emojis and memes
We follow Tay Tay and Kim Kardashian
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)

When I'm not on fleek and feeling basic
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
And my FOMO leaves me with no chill
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)

I know my Snapchat squad
Will make me say off-guard
The World Wide Web
Is bae for real

It's the virtual life and it fools us all
We compare and scroll, so we'll measure up
We will take selfies in the perfect lighting
It's the virtual, the virtual life

Had to pause from looking at a flower
Just to snap a pic of nature's power
Composition, filter, caption, now-ah
Share the sacred moment, took an hour

My friend Donna went to the Bahamas
Haven't talked to her since back in college
Still I stalk her feet pics by the water
Wait, she likes The Donald, hit unfollow

Met someone on Tinder, have crush on 'em
Never call them, I'll just online holler
Went to watch Madonna in Atlanta
On my phone all night, I never saw her

Yay, a BuzzFeed list 'bout Harry Potter
Oh, My God, my phone is out of power
Where's my charger?
Dear God, where's my charger?

It's the virtual life and it fools us all
We compare and scroll, so we measure up
We will take selfies in the perfect lighting
It's the virtual, the virtual life



Credits
Writer(s): Elton John, Tim Rice
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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