AFN

If you've never been stationed overseas
Or you've never been deployed
Then you've missed out
On the daily dose of life skills
From AFN that you just cannot avoid

But you need not worry
If you've never been taught right from wrong
'Cause you've got Dos Gringos
Sit back and listen
'Cause Trip and I have put it in a song

Don't shake your baby
While you drink and drive
Fill out your will
'Cause one day you won't be alive
And don't shake your baby
And never beat your wife
Be cool, stay in school
And never traffic in human life
Don't shake your baby

Play with the general power of attorney
You may not like the hand that you were dealt
Be a good wingman
And don't go out at night
Without the protection of your reflective belt

And that government computer
Demands attention and respect
So change your password
Beware of thumb drives
And make goddamn sure you don't download
Movies of people having sex

Don't shake your baby
While you drink and drive
Fill out your will
'Cause one day you won't alive
And don't shake your baby
And never beat your wife
Be cool, stay in school
And never traffic in human life
Don't shake your baby

Because the day can't start without Reveille
And Dora mixed with Vietnam history
If you ever find that it hurts when you pee
TRICARE Prime is the place to be
I don't think I can stress any more
What a special power of attorney is for
And if this advice, you choose to ignore
You're gonna get fucked like a five-dollar whore
A-recycle everything to save the trees
Beware of contracts with hidden fees
When you lift, you gotta bend at the knees
And did you know Wisconsin was famous for cheese?

Don't shake your baby
While you drink and drive
Fill out your will
'Cause one day you won't alive
And don't shake your baby
And never beat your wife
Yeah that's not cool, and neither is
Trafficking in human life

Don't shake your baby
Don't shake your baby
Oh, don't shake your baby