Cops

Nothing really cracks me up
Like seeing someone suffer
It's a feeling, I can't stop it
Plus I don't want it to stop, I love it!
If you ever come my way
You'll make my day
And if you don't, don't get excited
We will meet another day
Because I'm everywhere
Anywhere you go you see I'm there
Waiting patiently for you
Look I got lots of love to share
You say there must be something wrong with me
You say I'm sick, how can it be
That someone likes inflicting pain?
You just don't see
But have you ever heard the sound it makes
When someone's pride breaks?
There's no way you mistake that
That's a sound you just can't fake
"What's all this blood? why oh why?
Oh my god I don't wanna die!"
But it's all good buddy
Now you know you're still alive!
Someone's gotta call the cops
(They have to, they have to)
Someone's gotta make it stop
(They have to, they have to)
Someones gonna die tonight
(They have to, they have to)
Nothing ever felt this right
(They have to, they have to)
So don't tell me studies show
You're violent cause you're insecure
You're hurting others just cause
You've been hurt yourself before
Cause this is bullshit
My daddy made a man of me
See, every time I felt his belt
It taught me no love comes for free
So you think you got things to say?
Come and tell em to my stick
I'll beat you up
Make you drink your blood and tears
And eat my semen
You say I'm the one who's hurt?
Who's the one who's hurt now?
I can't hear a word
You're lying face down
And your girlfriend's screaming
Someone's gotta call the cops
(They have to, they have to)
Someone's gotta make it stop
(They have to, they have to)
Someones gonna die tonight
(They have to, they have to)
Nothing ever felt this right
(They have to, they have to)
Someone's gotta call the cops
(They have to, they have to)
Someone's gotta make it stop
(They have to, they have to)
But who you gonna call the night
(They have to, they have to)
The cops are gonna start the fight?
(They have to, they have to)
Someone's gotta call the cops