Weird Science

Can you get me a drink if you go to the bar?
(wooooh bada bada bada)
Actually, make it five, I'm drinking these fast
(wooooh bada bada bada)
I gave up smoking years back
(wooooh bada bada bada)
So how am I on my sixth pack?
(wooooh bada bada bada)

I was happy, just drinking
Until someone mixed in some science fiction
I usually drink spirits, this beer tastes amazing
I've been dancing all night, I don't care what they're playing

I was happy, just drinking
Until someone mixed in some science fiction
Now I can't get back
Please tell me a cold hard fact

I can get home without your help
(wooooh bada bada bada)
If you could just please describe my house
(wooooh bada bada bada)
Or how about I just give you a phone
(wooooh bada bada bada)
When I get somewhere that feels like home
(wooooh bada bada bada)

I was happy, just drinking
Until someone mixed in some science fiction
I normally drink spirits, this beer tastes amazing
I've been dancing all night, I don't care what they're playing

I was happy, just drinking
Til someone mixed in some science fiction
Now I can't get back
Please, tell me a cold hard fact

I know exactly what to do
Just remember a fact that I know is true
Lou Reed wrote 'Heroin'??? pickwick
If I remember that then I won't be sick
Lou Reed wrote 'Heroin'??? pickwick
Lou Reed wrote 'Heroin'??? pickwick
I spent all night licking my lips
I could really do with a packet of crisps

I was happy, just drinking
Until someone mixed in some science fiction
I normally drink spirits, but this beer's amazing
I've been dancing all night, I don't care what they're playing

I was happy, just drinking
Til someone mixed in some science fiction
Now I can't get back
Please, tell me some cold hard facts

I normally wouldn't, I definitely was
I normally wouldn't but I definitely was
I've been behaving really odd
I normally wouldn't, I definitely was
I've been behaving very odd
I normally wouldn't, I definitely was
I've been behaving really odd