Somebody's Gotta Do It

Sorry I'm late guys,
Got a lot on my plate guys. It's hard to juggle work and life.
You see, tonight is date night,
You guys can relate right? Gotta do this thing with the wife.
I know I seem like I am a real tough guy,
Man. But I'm actually... I'm pretty shy, man.
I do crime to provide for my family and no one
Else. These bombs ain't gonna sell themselves.
Somebody's gotta do it, you get it right
So it might as well be me.
They say do what you're good at and I'm
Good at this. But I wouldn't do it for free!
This is just a job and I do it to provide for my family.
Because somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.
(Spoken) Hey! Oh my bad, guys,
I'm so sorry, today is my wedding anniversary,
I had to run by my wife's favorite bakery before it...
(Spoken) Sergio! Our business.
(Spoken) There are bad guys,
My man and then there are bad guys, my man!
Can't you see how much I enjoy this?
I'd never avoid this 'cause, buddy, I'm a different breed.
This is my calling and though it's
Appalling, I love making people bleed!
They say that everybody's gotta make a living,
But I'm just happy killing; it's so fulfilling.
Some people need to die and I'm happy to
Help. These people ain't gonna kill themselves.
Somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me
They say to do what you love and I love doing this.
Hell, I'd even do it for free!
This is my job and I do it
Very very passionately.
Somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.
Somebody's gotta do it. Looks like that someone has to be me.
You came here to do this,
So do the job. Stop acting like a little... pussy.
Somebody's gotta do it!
(Spoken) Wait, what?
Time to sneak down secretly.
What a surprise,
They don't know anything! This is how a spy should be...
Who's that woman?
Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta do it!
What's she doing?
Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta do it!
Somebody's gotta do it. So it might as well be me.