Papa Ed's Oobe

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On separate occasions (Two weddings)
This phenomenon occurred (Two bathroom floors)
My second body (Too much sweating)
Left my first (Too much pork)
I stared at myself in (I sighed at my side but)
A suit on the tiles passed out (Nobody outside heard how)
What the hell was that about (Strange it felt when I returned)

And seven dwarves
Used to hang out in my van
I may drive a piece of shit but I'm the man

I used to walk you
To the old block buster
Cause' I
Knew you'd get so bored so quick
Oh my darling, how'd you get so old so quick
You are not my daughter but
You are not my daughter but
If I can divide for you
Guess I can be your daddy too



Credits
Writer(s): Elaiza Santos
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