Segway

They say that going fast is all they'll ever need
So they invest their cash in vehicles built for speed
But that's not how I roll, I won't be sitting down
No, I don't need a car to get myself around
I only need two wheels now

They can see me rolling through the town
And they know they cannot bring me down
I can feel the cool breeze in the air
And the wind is blowing through my hair
It's the perfect start to a perfect day
When I take a ride on my segway

Now it may look quite clumsy in its grand design
But I assure you that you're gonna be just fine
You lean yourself around to navigate your way
The movement feels so fluid and it doesn't sway
There's no need to be afraid

They can see me rolling through the town
And they know they cannot bring me down
I can feel the cool breeze in the air
And the wind is blowing through my hair
It's the perfect start to a perfect day
When I take a ride on my segway

Whenever I'm feeling down and blue
It's always there for me
Take a ride and you will see the truth
You know it's meant to be

One day we'll gather 'round, deliberate the plan
They'll never see it coming when it hits the fan
We'll hit them where it hurts and they will see defeat
Then we will be the ones to dominate the streets
And then our lives will be complete

They can see me rolling through the town
And they know they cannot bring me down
I can feel the cool breeze in the air
And the wind is blowing through my hair
It's the perfect start to a perfect day
When I take a ride on my segway