'The Drowsy Chaperone' Original Broadway Cast -
The Drowsy Chaperone (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
Toledo Surprise
Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise
(Now sell it!)
Pit the peach
Peel the skin
Mush it up
Throw it in
That's a tasty Toledo
Toledo Surprise (Now you're cooking!)
First you beat it up
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it
It's a snap
Try it folks
Whip your whites
Split your yolks
Then you got a splendid-o
Toledo Surprise
You boys are naturals, keep it up!
A 5-6-7-8
Mr Feldzieg? Ooh, what's going on here?
Kitty, I'm developing a new act
Toledo Surprise
You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it?
They're not even in the union!
Shh! You got it all wrong
The new act: it's for you, Kitty!
And these boys are your backup dancers!
Backup dancers? Holy cats!
What the hot Toledo
Does to my libido
Good? Mmm, yes indeed-o
Sugary yum yum
Surprise!
Squeeze the cream
Grease the pan
Lick the spoon
Flip the flan
Makes you bust your tuxedo
Toledo Surprise
Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make announcement
Wedding is off!
What? For the love of god, why?
Aldolpho has made love to the bride! (Oh)
That is not the bride, you idiot. That is the chaperone!
What?
The wedding is on!
The wedding is off!
What?
Robert kissed a French girl
Her name is Mimi, she's very beautiful
I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you!
Only French
Sweet mother of pearl!
Underling?
Yes, madam?
What is all this commotion about?
The wedding, madam
Wedding? Oh, I love weddings
I'm afraid it's been called off
Oh, how terrible
Yes, what a tragedy!
What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy!
Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done!
First you beat it up (Hey, look at that!)
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it
(Oh, Mr Feldzieg!)
Toledo Surprise!
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Now it's lookin' ready
Surprise! (You got it!)
Makes me twitch
Makes me shake
This dessert
Takes the cake
Hits me like a torpedo
Toledo Surprise
Toledo Surprise
Toledo Surprise
Surprise!
Surprise!
Whoah!
Surprise!
Surprise!
(Uh oh, here we go!)
Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise
(Now sell it!)
Pit the peach
Peel the skin
Mush it up
Throw it in
That's a tasty Toledo
Toledo Surprise (Now you're cooking!)
First you beat it up
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it
It's a snap
Try it folks
Whip your whites
Split your yolks
Then you got a splendid-o
Toledo Surprise
You boys are naturals, keep it up!
A 5-6-7-8
Mr Feldzieg? Ooh, what's going on here?
Kitty, I'm developing a new act
Toledo Surprise
You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it?
They're not even in the union!
Shh! You got it all wrong
The new act: it's for you, Kitty!
And these boys are your backup dancers!
Backup dancers? Holy cats!
What the hot Toledo
Does to my libido
Good? Mmm, yes indeed-o
Sugary yum yum
Surprise!
Squeeze the cream
Grease the pan
Lick the spoon
Flip the flan
Makes you bust your tuxedo
Toledo Surprise
Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make announcement
Wedding is off!
What? For the love of god, why?
Aldolpho has made love to the bride! (Oh)
That is not the bride, you idiot. That is the chaperone!
What?
The wedding is on!
The wedding is off!
What?
Robert kissed a French girl
Her name is Mimi, she's very beautiful
I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you!
Only French
Sweet mother of pearl!
Underling?
Yes, madam?
What is all this commotion about?
The wedding, madam
Wedding? Oh, I love weddings
I'm afraid it's been called off
Oh, how terrible
Yes, what a tragedy!
What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy!
Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done!
First you beat it up (Hey, look at that!)
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it
(Oh, Mr Feldzieg!)
Toledo Surprise!
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Now it's lookin' ready
Surprise! (You got it!)
Makes me twitch
Makes me shake
This dessert
Takes the cake
Hits me like a torpedo
Toledo Surprise
Toledo Surprise
Toledo Surprise
Surprise!
Surprise!
Whoah!
Surprise!
Surprise!
(Uh oh, here we go!)
Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Then you got a Tole-
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!
Credits
Writer(s): Lambert Lisa, Morrison Greg
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