The Great Beyond
Shit!
Carl
Carl
Carl
Carl!!!
Dude we slept in again
The song is about to start
Shit! Frank
We can't miss the song
Barry wake up
What?!
I'm up
I'm up
This song is such an awesome way to start every morning
It's such a super nice way showing the gods
How much we appreciate everything they do for us
Once they take us out the doors to the great beyond
God I love it so fucking much
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Corn is about to start singing
Drop it corn
You got the best voice
You're the man corn
Fucking Rule!
Take it away bro
Dear gods, you're so divine in each and everyway, to you we pray
Dear gods, we pledge our love to you forever more
We always felt we had a special bond
Take us to the Great Beyond
(Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food)
Once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand
We will live our dreams together in the promised land
The gods control our fates so we all know we're in good hands
And every aisle thinks something different
HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN CHOSEN!!
But to this we all agree
Boo-yah Bitches! I'm outta here
Everyone else is fucking stupid
Except for those who think like me (and me, and me, and me)
Out there, for all eternity we'll meditate, how fucking great
Out there, we'll get to teabag everyday and more (yip hip)
We'll shove the Mentos up our ass by Zeus
Ve'll exterminate ze juice
(Und subjugate ze whole damn Great Beyond!)
In here we keep our wieners in our packages that's how it is
It sucks but that's the way our butts keep fresh and pure (baby baby)
But once we're out the doors it's not a sin
For us to let you slip it in In other words we finally get to fuck!
(And Fuck!, And Fuck!, And Fuck!)
(and love, and hug, and feel, and share)
The gods will always care for us
They won't squeeze us out their butts
We cannot overstate how confident we are that
Our beliefs are accurate and nothing awful
Happens to us in the Great Beyond!
Kiss my brownes yellow ass!
I'm going to the great beyond mother fuckers!
Carl
Carl
Carl
Carl!!!
Dude we slept in again
The song is about to start
Shit! Frank
We can't miss the song
Barry wake up
What?!
I'm up
I'm up
This song is such an awesome way to start every morning
It's such a super nice way showing the gods
How much we appreciate everything they do for us
Once they take us out the doors to the great beyond
God I love it so fucking much
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Corn is about to start singing
Drop it corn
You got the best voice
You're the man corn
Fucking Rule!
Take it away bro
Dear gods, you're so divine in each and everyway, to you we pray
Dear gods, we pledge our love to you forever more
We always felt we had a special bond
Take us to the Great Beyond
(Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food)
Once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand
We will live our dreams together in the promised land
The gods control our fates so we all know we're in good hands
And every aisle thinks something different
HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN CHOSEN!!
But to this we all agree
Boo-yah Bitches! I'm outta here
Everyone else is fucking stupid
Except for those who think like me (and me, and me, and me)
Out there, for all eternity we'll meditate, how fucking great
Out there, we'll get to teabag everyday and more (yip hip)
We'll shove the Mentos up our ass by Zeus
Ve'll exterminate ze juice
(Und subjugate ze whole damn Great Beyond!)
In here we keep our wieners in our packages that's how it is
It sucks but that's the way our butts keep fresh and pure (baby baby)
But once we're out the doors it's not a sin
For us to let you slip it in In other words we finally get to fuck!
(And Fuck!, And Fuck!, And Fuck!)
(and love, and hug, and feel, and share)
The gods will always care for us
They won't squeeze us out their butts
We cannot overstate how confident we are that
Our beliefs are accurate and nothing awful
Happens to us in the Great Beyond!
Kiss my brownes yellow ass!
I'm going to the great beyond mother fuckers!
Credits
Writer(s): Alan Menken, Glenn Evan Slater
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