You Can Call Me Al (feat. Ruby Prophet)

A man walks down the street
He says, why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle, the
Rest of my life is so hard

I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't wanna end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says, why am I short of attention, got a
Short little span of attention and
Oh, my night is so long

Where is my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is

Gone, gone
He ducked back down the alley with some
Roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along
There were incidents and accidents, there were
Hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al
(Call me Al)

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around

He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound, the sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages

He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning into infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Simon
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