Flash (Eats Everything Remix)

Good Evening, Parents.
Tonight, I'm going to take you on a tour of Club Bad;
where all the bad little kitties go,
and try to leave their bondings...
By various means of methods,
anything necessary,
Something that you won't quite be accustomed to.
So I've equipped each and everyone of you with your own individual camera,
so that you could take pictures of these bad little kitties doing bad little things...
for tomorrow's paper.
So whip out your fifteen dollars, and prepare to enter Club Mac.

We've been here not more than thirty seconds,
and already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things.
He is sucking on a balloon.
Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents.
It's a balloon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide -laughing gas.
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha...
but this is no laughing matter.
Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

Now over here we have Little Johnny and Miss Susie,
smoking on a joint!?
This is not the thing to do.
I think we have to take pictures of these two.
Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

Now over here, we have some naughty, naughty kids.
They brought in their own liquor to the party.
Now we can not have that now, parents, can we?
Six packs and pints, I think not, so...
Cameras ready, prepare to flash.