Well It's True That We Love One Another

Well, it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well, Holly, I love you too
But there's just so much that I don't know about you

Jack, give me some money to pay my bills
All the dough I give you, Holly, you been using on pain pills
Jack, will you call me if you're able?
I got your phone number written in the back of my bible
Jack, I think your pulling my leg
And I think maybe I better ask Meg

Meg, do you think Jack really loves me?
You know, I don't care 'cause Jack really bugs me
Why don't you ask him now?
Well, I would but, Meg, I really just don't know how

Just say "Jack, do you adore me?"
Well, I would Holly but love really bores me
Then, I guess, we should just be friends
I'm just kidding, Holly, you know that I'll love you 'til the end

Well, it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well, Holly, I love you too
But there's just so much that I don't know about you

Holly, give me some of your English lovin'
If I did that, Jack, I'd have one in the oven
Why don't you go off and love yourself?
If I did that, Holly, there won't be anything left for anybody else

Jack, it's too bad about the that way you look
You know I gave that horse a carrot so he'd break your foot
Will the two of you cut it out
And tell 'em what it's really all about?

Well, it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well, Holly, I love you too
But there's just so much that I don't know about you

Oh, jolly good (is that jolly good?)
Yeah, it's very nice (jolly good, cup o' tea then, Bruce)
Let's celebrate