Your Mother's Got a Penis (Live)

That's right you know what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Summit funny to say when I was havin' a smoke
I first heard off this bloke there's fuckin' rumor going 'round
Your mothers reputation is not sound she's saving up her penny's
To make them into pounds to have an operation swap her gender round
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to your mother got a beard
Sandles and a penis too it don't look right see when she's walking
Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat, I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right your mother's got a penis
In Internet rooms or computer main frames there's lots of females
Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs
Or the backs of her arms but the ones remember she hid in the gown
She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes
Exposes the tip of her dong often it's dripping and sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye
I thought I had to tell you and I put it in a letter but I thought
Fuck that a song is much better the only way to do it
To really let you know I can prove it cos' I gave it a blow
It was purly accidental cos' she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk you know why?
That's right your mothers got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right your mother's got a penis
When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne
I just see her pissing standing up again it don't make no sense
When you see hidden here and there she got a cock and balls
With real pubic hair with a single eye that sometimes weeves
Since she's lyin' on her bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Saw her rub against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make her double check
I hate to tell you with all due respect take your mother
To the doctors cos' her front bum's recked you know why?
Your mother's got a penis
(Come on Wembly)
Your mother's got a penis
(Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
(Put your hands in the air Wembly)
Your mother's got a penis
That's right your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
(Yeah!)
Your mother's got a penis
(Wembly arena!)
Your mother's got a penis
(I can feel the electricity! Come on!)
Your mother's got a penis
That's right your mother's got a penis
For the 18th week running, the UK Rap group
The GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart
With another smash hit, 'Your mother's got a penis'
Come here boys, have you never seen a woman with a cock before?
Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down
I'll stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny
Yeah, it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis