Wonk Unit - Mr Splashy

We Are the England

Your prat answers at the ultimate ballad
England!

We are the England, we're sick pale thugs with wonky teeth
Tracksuit clad venomous mugs
That's right, we live on an island
United Kingdom

So this is England, down the pub (thick as shit)
Cups of tea (cups of tea)
They say the rancid bite of an Englishman
Contains more cholera and dysentery than a third world river
United Kingdom

Propaganda for breakfast and dinner in the Standard and the Metro
Propaganda in the papers and on the TV
"But it's free though"
Propaganda for breakfast and dinner

A united kingdom?
Bollocks, we are the England
Got no industry, we sold the lot
Swapped apprenticeships for the Poundshop
Fantastic bargains, cheap Toblerone

Propaganda for breakfast and dinner in the Standard and the Metro
Force-feeding hatred down our throats
"But it's free though"

Propaganda for breakfast and dinner
Propaganda for breakfast and dinner
Propaganda for breakfast and dinner

We are the England!
We are the England!
Hey! Ça va?



Credits
Writer(s): Alexander Brindley Johnson
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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