Alec Eiffel - Live

Pioneer of aerodynamics
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)
They thought he was real smart Alec
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)
He thought big, they called it a phallic
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)
They didn't know he was panoramic

Little Eiffel stands in the archway
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)
Keeping low doesn't make no sense
Sometimes people can be, oh, so dense

They didn't want it, but he built it anyway
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)
Little Eiffel stands in the archway
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)

Keeping low don't make sense
Keeping low doesn't make no-sense
(Little Eiffel, little Eiffel)
Little Eiffel stands in the archway

Oh Alexander, I see you beneath the archway of aerodynamics
Oh Alexander, I see you beneath the archway of aerodynamics
Oh Alexander, I see you beneath the archway of aerodynamics
Oh Alexander, I see you beneath the archway

Thanks for all the Christmas presents
Remember to keep 'em below there
Thank you. We'd like to thank Pere Ubu this evening
For lending us their very talented keyboard and synthetic specialist
To my left, from San Francisco, Eric Drew Feldman