Sweet Transvestite

How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
So we'll just say where we are
And then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

You got caught with a flat
Well, how 'bout that?
Now babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

Won't you stay for the night
Or maybe a bite?
I'll show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my t-t-tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici-pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom