Extended Dance Mix

My ankles sometimes involuntarily click
Do you think that's normal or potentially arthritic?
Our early influences have been well documented
Regurgitated verbatim from our own electronic press kits
On social media platforms the general consensus is
Our popularity has declined since 2006
Now playlists are full of privately educated kids
Singing in falsetto about the over-privileged lives they live

Pumping an electric current through the leg of a dead frog
Just to see the muscle kick sort of reminded me of
The last ten years and what that's consisted of
Just pumping an electric current through the leg of a dead frog
As the kick drum flexes it's metaphorical muscles
My acid reflux flares up through my oesophagus then bubbles
It's the last piece of my aching body's puzzle
As our dreams collide with reality and then quickly buckle

I feel like a docile deer let back into the wild
When I venture outside of the house
After having not left it in a while
I've put on weight and that's down to a sedentary lifestyle
Well, that and consuming more calories
Than I burn whilst enjoying Columbo or Magnum PI
Too literate to be rock and too rock to be electronic, its weird
If you drew a Venn diagram you'd find an overlap between those two spheres
Pulped along with books, cassette singles and picture discs
Will be this Fujiya & Miyagi extended dance mix

As the kick drum flexes it's metaphorical muscles
My dermatitis flares up and becomes increasingly unsubtle
My ankles click to the songs that were never hits
Like this Fujiya & Miyagi extended dance mix

Extended dance mix

Are they still going? Are Fujiya & Miyagi still going? ...why?