UConn

Yo

To be honest, I was gonna hide in my dorm since
Everybody's asking for a live performance
So you know that it's me, every rhyme will be personal
So don't cry to Mommy if my punchline hurts you
I'll pick Danielle and then impart this tale
The place to start to win her heart is jail
If you're an ex-con, then your points have risen
"Mom, I just met this cute boy in prison!"
Austin, someone tell this fiend to man up
Instead of being loyal to his Queen Amanda
I see right past that adorable demeanor
When you hold a conversation while you're playing with your wiener
I do respect you 'cause the girls were crying oceans
Even Christine was balling and she doesn't show emotions
But different area codes, kid, you gotta dodge her
Take a lesson from Rob and hook up with Sam R
God, he's a dishonest misogynist, but oh well
Guess he blew his chances of any future with Noelle
"Stawwwp!"
Dude, let go
Calling Austin gay when you define "metro"
Your reflection gives you an erection
Making balloon animals out of stolen contraception
MapQuest is lost; my boy got conned
Sam only with got him because she thought he was Juan
But that Casanova is still hung up on Maddy
Did anybody else notice that Joe had a fatty?
I'm sure Rhiannon did
They're planning on having kids
And as best man, Steve G can stand in
On our way home from Carriage, did our eyes deceive us
Or did Ed Nelson pay $200 for a pizza?
That we'd be meeting celebs, man, who would have known?
Not Juan, he missed it all
'Cause he was talking on the phone
When Rhiannon saw Nick, she had to get in it
But that no-name scrub never saw one minute
Then you told 'em that I rapped and they wanted a sample
Fuck that, so they headed back over to Gampel
Only after ass, so us guys couldn't hack it
No biggie, we stole a couple Event Staff jackets
It's actually amazing all the big names we meet
I've seen Rudy Gay and Hasheem Thabeet
Though Rob and Austin pretend to mack it to hoes
They couldn't wait for those guys to sign the back of their throats
Now y'all get ready
Kchek is the new don
Biggest sensation to ever hit UConn



Credits
Writer(s): Kyle D Nemchek
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