The Cult Leader

I don't know why I'm here
Why these people worship me
I just said some crap, some baloney

But they ate it right up
And so being me
I saw this as an excellent opportunity

I don't really know how I became a cult leader
No, I don't really know how I became the cult leader

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They give it, and I take
I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They give it, and I take

Is it too late now
For me to call time-out?
Even I'm not sure
What the fuss is all about!

I am not to blame you see
This is just what they need!
It just happens to be an excellent opportunity

I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew
I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They give it, and I take
I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
They give it, and I take

They give it, and I take
They give it, and I take
Oh, they give it, and I take