Driving to Chelmsford

We set off on our journey, in an optimistic mood
The dawning sunrise emanates, with the sky imbued
We talk about the day ahead, and TV that we've viewed
That we've viewed

Fill up with some diesel, and put Zappa on CD
We start to make our way, towards the 303
I still don't know all of the words, to Cosmik Debris
Cosmik Debris

Driving to Chelmsford again
Roy's in the front, Jeff's in the back, we call ourselves good friends
Driving to Chelmsford again
We've still got 90 miles to go, the traffic's moving mighty slow
But we left pretty early though, so we should be there by ten

Jeff's feeling mild discomfort so we thought we take a break
I bought a muffin and some coffee that was a mistake
It's far too hot to drink and we do not have time to wait
No time to wait

On the M25 it must be cool enough to try
I spill it down my shirt, of myself I do decry
But my shirt is dark blue so it won't stain when it gets dry
When it gets dry

Driving to Chelmsford again
Roy's in the front, Jeff's in the back, we call ourselves good friends
Driving to Chelmsford again
We've still got 50 miles to go, the traffic's moving mighty slow
But we left pretty early though, so we should be there by ten

I think we're nearly there, but my hopes are misconstrued
There's still another junction before we can cut through
Existence seems to slow down as we move between the two
Between the two

Finally turn off the A414 to Harlow
Must be the right direction, 'cause the signs say Felixstowe
That viaduct replacement, when they'll finish I don't know
I don't know

Driving to Chelmsford again
Roy's in the front, Jeff's in the back, we call ourselves good friends
Driving to Chelmsford again
We've still got 20 miles to go, the traffic's moving mighty slow
But we left pretty early though, so we should be there by ten