So You Want to Be a Pop Singer

"If you can sing or strum a guitar
Sign on the line and I'll make you a star,"
Says the manager
You may have a big nose or wear pantyhose
Show you the people you should meet and greet
He's your manager

So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I'll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
Make a hit record and you'll go far

If you're a plumber and your luck's in
You might meet Sadie and make number one
She's your manager
Oh, Sadie
But if you're as nice-guy as everyone knows
You might hit the top with the help of the nose
He's your manager

So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I'll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
But you may need jockeys to get that far, hello!

They say that if you go west, young man
Baby, it's you who'll go west, young man
With your manager
But if you can sing or strum a guitar
You're the real thing and you'll be jolly
With your Molly

Ooh mau ma mau mau, ooh mau ma mau mau
Ooh mau ma mau mau, ooh mau ma mau mau, yeah

So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I'll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
Make a hit record and you'll go far
Well uh huh, well uh huh, well uh, you wanna be a pop singer?
Shake-uh your leg-uh and you'll go far
Well, you wanna be a pop singer?
Sing out of tune and you might go far
Everybody! You want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I'll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
Make a hit record and you'll go far
So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I'll make you