The Conspiracy Song

The Pope is a lizard
And so is
was the Queen
Who murdered Diana
And got away clean

Obama's a Kenyan
And Reagan caused AIDS
George Bush had abortions
(or so people say)

They knocked Norma Jean off
They killed JFK
Who got shot and poisoned
By the CIA

They faked the moon landings
But Roswell was real
There's drugs in the water
And worms in our meals

They can't hide the chemtrails
We can't trust vaccines
We all know that jet fuel
Can't melt through steel beams

And the New World Order
Will brainwash your kids
And use MKUltra
To hide what they d...

[Singer(s) to suffer a sudden and shadowy
but ultimately unexplained death
by an unknown hand. Examples include: sudden
and lethal mushroom poisoning event,
forced abduction by hooded men,
a laser from the woods appearing
on a chest moments before a shot rings out.]



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Kerton, Tim Ireland
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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