Sparklejollytwinklejingley

There's a saying we have up north
That helps us put our best foot forth
If you wanna deck the halls for Mister C
Make sure they're sparkle-jolly-twinkle-jin-gle-y

What the heck is that supposed to mean
Oh nothing, just more of the usual head office bulldickady

When a room is gloomy and its atmosphere has called it quits
Then you must remember that December is a time for glitz
Never stop until each limb on your Christmas tree
Is sparkle-jolly-twinkle-jingley

Pick up every ornament that's sitting, waiting on a shelf
While you're busy decorating, why not decorate yourself?
Soon you'll bring a smile to every person you see
Make it
"I'm sparkle-twinkle-jolly what?"
Close enough

And if you're at a loss, remember the phrase
That says, "To thine own elf be true (to thine own elf be true)"
For when it comes to Christmas displays
Look inside, and you'll know what to do (you'll know just what to do)

Put some cheery folderol on every wall and every nook
Tinsel up each corner 'til it's Christmas everywhere you look
Give the world a holiday that's bright as can be
Make it sparkle-jolly-twinkle-jingley

Put some cheery folderol on every wall and every nook
Tinsel up each corner 'til it's Christmas everywhere you look
Give the world a holiday that's bright as can be
Make it sparkle, jolly, twinkle, jingle

Shiny, showy, cheery, kringle
Razzle, dazzle, ringalingle!
I can't lie, it makes me tingle
Sparkle-jolly-twinkle-jingley!