Pilicious Bitches

Mozzarella, marinara, and a pinch of baccalà
Pepperoni with anchovy
Bill me for the agita

Step right up
Don't be shy
Order from Matt, he's a friend of mine
Extra cheese, if you please
That first bite brings you to your knees

It's Pi-rrific
It's Pi-tastic
It's Pi-licious bitches
And everybody gets a slice

Roll the dough
I need the bread
Screw it up, smack you in da head
Nothing's like a New York slice
Order 2, is twice as nice
Fold it up
Bite the tip
Dripping cheese, don't burn your lip
Use a fork... You better run
And go back home where you come from

It's Pi-rrific
It's Pi-tastic
It's Pi-licious bitches
And everybody gets a slice
Everybody gets a piece of pie

So slice it up into 8
Pass it around, for goodness sake
Take it home, if you must
But don't you dare not eat the crust
Choose a pie, red or white
The customer's not always right
Extra sauce, we call it gravy
Pilicious bitches drive me crazy

Gluten Vegans got me steamin'
Lactose dairy's really scary
In the can with diarrhea
You don't belong in my pizzeria

No stinky curry or vindaloo
You don't eat pork, you're a New York Jew-el
And Chinese food really gets me down
There's no stray cats in Chinatown (Family Guy Humor)
There's no stray cats in Chinatown (Family Guy Humor)
It's Pi-rrific
It's Pi-tastic
It's Pi-licious bitches
And everybody gets a slice
And everybody gets a slice

So c'mon down
Spread the word
With Pi-neapple? That's absurd
Dominos ain't so great
You may end up at the pearly gates
The oven's brick, a New York stove
In Coney Island, Totonno's
Nice thin crust gonna bust a gut
We all bow down to the Pizza God

It's Pi-rrific
It's Pi-tastic
It's Pi-licious bitches
And everybody gets a slice
And everybody gets a slice
And everybody gets a slice