Girlfriend's Friends

How do you make friends when you're out of college
When empty rooms are now your status quo?
You can smash and grab like DB Cooper
DB Cooper, Jimmy, Al Capone

And you can watch old movies on your Xbox
And you can text your parents when they're home
But I don't want my girlfriend's friends to call my phone
I think I'll die alone

You can drink Sapporo till you're shitfaced
You can drunk-text exes on and on
Don't worry guys, I'm sure it's just a rough patch
A rough patch that might last until I'm gone

And I can watch Jeff Winger on my TV
(Yes you've tried it)
And I've applied to jobs, yes, every one
(No one's hiring)
But I don't want my girlfriend's friends to call my phone
I think I'll die alone

And you can go and wander down on Sunset
None of it will help you find a home
But I don't want my girlfriend's friends to call my phone
I think I'll die alone

I think I'll die alone



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