Choose Your Poison

"Frosty!"

Welcome to the land of opportunity
There's everything that you want but nothing that you really need
You're better off sleeping on your neighbor's couch
With crumbs in your face and a foot in your mouth

Choose your poison
Hmmm choose your poison

Everybody's talking about the new sensation
He went up in a flash to his final destination
I can't get the image out of my head
Stuck like a fly in a spider's web

Choose your poison
Well choose your poison

Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Ahhh

Talk what you want about my valentine
Say that she's a crazy girl
Say I lost my mind
Or credit what you want to my imagination
But she's even better than her reputation

Choose your poison
Yeah choose your poison

Whoa oh momma hit me with a whipping stick
Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Ahhh

Nah nah nah nah

I would like to thank all who made it possible
Mom and Dad of course
The doctors and the hospitals
The priests and politicians who died up on the cross
The guys that owe me money
The team ain't never lost

Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Momma hit me with a whipping stick
Oh momma hit me with a whipping stick
Hey

Choose your poison
(Oh oh)
Hmm choose your poison