Somebody Stole My Pet Possum

I got so sad... when my pig passed away
He died in such a weird way
Red Ear Ranch ain't gonna be the same
I thought I'd never be happy again

A certain day my cousin from New Boston
Came all the way here to gimme a pet possum
But that possum smelled worse than a skunk's fart
In little time that pet stole my heart

I hung out with this pet of mine
During showers and at lunchtime
But my luck did not last long
Somebody stole my pet possum

As bad as I hate it, what has to be will be
I'm gonna kill the thief son of a bitch
I'm sure, I feel it, I can't be wrong
Somebody stole my pet possum

Solo

Saturday night I saw a guy driving by
An old pick-up truck and I didn't think twice
I shot the man down, then lifted up his head
The dirty guy was using my pet! On his head! Like a hat!

I hung out with this pet of mine
During showers and at lunchtime
But my luck did not last long
Somebody stole my pet possum

As bad as I hate it, what has to be will be
I'm gonna kill the thief son of a bitch
I'm sure, I feel it, I can't be wrong
Somebody stole my pet possum



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