Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks
That woman was a gem, I tell you
Who's the one who make sure napkins are folded?
Who's the one who see that bread hasn't molded?
Who'll sponge off all the counters? 'Til everything is gleaming?
Who'll make sure that your cream of wheat is extra creamy
Who's the one to keep the chocolate milk flowing?
And who's well first in all nutritional facts?
There's no ifs, or ands, or buts, man
It's the fabulous Gladys Gutzman
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks
And when she makes a P-B-J, she always to aims to please (ah)
And if you're lactose intolerant, she'll substitute the cheese (ah)
She's sweet as Hershey syrup, she's patient and she's kind
It's plain to see her heart is just as big as her behind
That's a compliment
Yoo-hoo
I don't believe it
Here she comes now
Gladys Gutzman
Gladys Gutzman
Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys Gutzman
Why, hello children
Who's the one who makes the best macaroni?
So nice to see you
Who's the one who keeps you full of baloney?
Really?
Every year is boated, our very favorite schoolin' (stop)
Who's right there when you're thirsty with a great big Kool-Aid?
Who takes time to bake your favorite cookies?
And send you off to mat-well-bed and relax?
There's a doubt or doubt who that is
Oh, how we adore you, Gladys
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of-
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of-
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of-
(S-N-A-C-K-S) snacks
Gladys Gutzman
Gladys
That woman was a gem, I tell you
Who's the one who make sure napkins are folded?
Who's the one who see that bread hasn't molded?
Who'll sponge off all the counters? 'Til everything is gleaming?
Who'll make sure that your cream of wheat is extra creamy
Who's the one to keep the chocolate milk flowing?
And who's well first in all nutritional facts?
There's no ifs, or ands, or buts, man
It's the fabulous Gladys Gutzman
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks
And when she makes a P-B-J, she always to aims to please (ah)
And if you're lactose intolerant, she'll substitute the cheese (ah)
She's sweet as Hershey syrup, she's patient and she's kind
It's plain to see her heart is just as big as her behind
That's a compliment
Yoo-hoo
I don't believe it
Here she comes now
Gladys Gutzman
Gladys Gutzman
Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys Gutzman
Why, hello children
Who's the one who makes the best macaroni?
So nice to see you
Who's the one who keeps you full of baloney?
Really?
Every year is boated, our very favorite schoolin' (stop)
Who's right there when you're thirsty with a great big Kool-Aid?
Who takes time to bake your favorite cookies?
And send you off to mat-well-bed and relax?
There's a doubt or doubt who that is
Oh, how we adore you, Gladys
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of-
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of-
Gladys Gutzman, Queen of-
(S-N-A-C-K-S) snacks
Gladys Gutzman
Gladys
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Writer(s): Zina Goldrich, Marcy Allison Heisler
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