Too Hot to Hoot

Wooden saddle on my mule
And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass
Got a wooden saddle on my Mule
And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass
I woulda made it out to Fernie
If I hadn't got them splinters in my ass

I'm gonna find me a purdy lil' mama
And take her out on a honky-tonkin' spree
I'll find me a purdy lil' mama
And take her out on a honky-tonkin' spree
But when I found that purdy lil' mama
She said she don't know what honky-tonkin' means

I watched the sun come up
And I heard the rain rollin' in
I watched that big bright sun come up
And I heard the rain rollin' in
After I watched the sun come up
I couldn't see a doggone thing

I'm leavin' this evenin'
just a little while after dark
I'm leavin' this evenin'
just a little while after dark
I'm gonna find me some place
Where there ain't nobody callin' me Mark

You're a well traveled man,
You've been on dang near every continent
You're real well traveled man,
You've been on dang near every continent
But you stayed in a five star hotel
In every single place you went

Wooden saddle on my mule
And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass
Got a wooden saddle on my mule
And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass
I woulda made it out to Fernie
If I hadn't got them splinters in my ass