Under the Tum-Tum Tree

There's a story
About a man name Johnny Lee
And Johnny was a curious man
One that goes off what he sees

Johnny saw this girl
Wearing fancy pearls
Found out that he was interested
Little did he know this was a different show
(He knows all the guys she's been with)

But that didn't stop little Johnny's train
Find out that he was curious
He told her who he knew
By this time she was through
(He made the Sheila furious)

But Johnny had a charming way about his soul
He didn't plan to do her any harm
So once she heard his plea
She shouted out with glee
Could you please meet me
Under the tum tum tree
Right away
Right away

Time has passed Johnny and the Sheila girl
The two had found out they weren't
Compatible enough to live in each other's world
But that didn't stop little Johnny
From getting what he wanted out of her
He said if you could get with me
I'll owe it all to thee
Meet me if you will under the tum tum tree
Right away
Right away