Drunk

(Wooh, hey, where'd you go, hey, hmm, wooh, wooh-hoo-hoo
(Gonna get another Toohey's, here we go, you want one?)
If you're trying get a charge from the girl behind the bar
'Cause your phone's fresh outa juice
Drunk
If you're in a cab and forgot to close your tab
Can't pay for your Macca's drive-through
Drunk
If you're mixing feelings with mixed drinks
And she's a four but your eyes think she's an eight
But I ain't trying to hate

You're just drunk, all messed up
And when you don't think that you've had enough
You're just drunk, a little too buzzed
And you ain't really lookin' for love
But those words are slippin' easy off your tongue
'Cause you're just drunk

(Just give me a minute, just give me a second, give me a second, hoo-hoo-hoo
(Here, hold me beer, ah, hold your beer, this is gonna go well)

If you don't really dance, but you're really tryna dance
And you're clappin' on the one and the three
Drunk
If there's typos in the text, you're sending to your ex
'Cause you're tryna find a ride for free
Drunk
If you've had more drinks than you can count on
Both your hands then there's no doubt

You're drunk, all messed up
And when you don't think that you've had enough
You're just drunk, a little too buzzed
And you ain't really lookin' for love
But those words are slippin' easy off your tongue
'Cause you're just drunk

Ooh, ooh, ooh

We've all been there before (drunk)
The drunkest guy at the party
But we're Australian (woo-hoo, Aussie, Aussie, Aussie)
Loud and proud
And we ain't sorry

We're just drunk, all messed up
And when we don't think that we've had enough
We're just drunk, a little too buzzed
And we ain't really lookin' for love
But those words are slippin' easy off your tongue
'Cause you're just drunk

You're just drunk
Yeah, we're just drunk
We're all just drunk
Yeah

(AFL, please, oh, goodness me)
(I can't feel it, I can't feel my face, God blimey)